...Yeah. i completely forgot i had a blog. Did ya miss me?
...That is all...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
A "Good Poem", or i Was Lied to
A few months back, April or some other month starting with "a" that has passed this year, Lainers (one of 2 of the smart, talented, creative, funny, pretty, nice friends of mine) got part of a song stuck in my head to the degree that, during the math test, i had to write words to it. They said it was good, but i like to think they love me so much they would lie to protect my feelings or something. But now...i throw it to the bloody, fanged jaws of the Internet...or the 3 people who read it.
the world is black, the world is white, the world is all we need tonight
they all wait with baited breath for what they do not understand
a glass of wine, or something blue? all i need is up to you
sun and moon shine as one, the sky is all we need tonight
stars glow so merrily, go on for eternity
fifty-nine piano keys, one for you and one for me
we are both covered in dew, dawn is all we need tonight
grass wont let us touch the ground, metal floor cannot be found
you point out the Milky Way, twilight is all we need tonight
paper crane, a white rose. steel flowers i don't know
church bells toll, i need to know, are you all i need tonight?
seven chimes for a maid, as i see you drift away
...yeah...got a keyboard, so i (kinda half) wrote music for it. Maybe one day, when i learn how to play, i will post it.
the world is black, the world is white, the world is all we need tonight
they all wait with baited breath for what they do not understand
a glass of wine, or something blue? all i need is up to you
sun and moon shine as one, the sky is all we need tonight
stars glow so merrily, go on for eternity
fifty-nine piano keys, one for you and one for me
we are both covered in dew, dawn is all we need tonight
grass wont let us touch the ground, metal floor cannot be found
you point out the Milky Way, twilight is all we need tonight
paper crane, a white rose. steel flowers i don't know
church bells toll, i need to know, are you all i need tonight?
seven chimes for a maid, as i see you drift away
...yeah...got a keyboard, so i (kinda half) wrote music for it. Maybe one day, when i learn how to play, i will post it.
Ninja skill #59
#59-a) be able to sleep anywhere, b) catch a nap whenever possible.
This happens to be my personal fav, and i got to use it today! It is summertime in the Valley, as anyone with a problem with pollen knows. That means that if your sister passed the 12th grade, you got to sit for 3 or so hours while they hannded out cardstock with gold ink on it, telling everyone that they dont have to fake a Campus I.D card. Where did this wonderful event take place? Why, none other than the Ag(riculture) Center! "Wait," i thought, "wasn't i here last week?"....i was...For the Rodeo. The Ag Center stunk 50 times worse than the Rodeo did (really, they dont smell at all!) and the chairs are hard plastic. Some parents thought it would be a good idea to bring cowbells and air horns. Their kids yelled at them later, i saw. It was 90 degrees, and my wrist was bleeding the whole time. All in/and all, not the best place to sleep...BUT i DID IT! After, of course, making sure i was safe in a place where people from my school could be. No one there wanted to kill me/all my friends slept till noon so missed the whole ordeal.
i know better than to show but the upmost defence around my friends! They think that every time i let my guard down (isn't that what friendship is?) they have the right to attack me...and i do make funny noises when poked. So why is it so important to sleep whenever you can? Because, you never know how long you could be stuck with your friends.
This happens to be my personal fav, and i got to use it today! It is summertime in the Valley, as anyone with a problem with pollen knows. That means that if your sister passed the 12th grade, you got to sit for 3 or so hours while they hannded out cardstock with gold ink on it, telling everyone that they dont have to fake a Campus I.D card. Where did this wonderful event take place? Why, none other than the Ag(riculture) Center! "Wait," i thought, "wasn't i here last week?"....i was...For the Rodeo. The Ag Center stunk 50 times worse than the Rodeo did (really, they dont smell at all!) and the chairs are hard plastic. Some parents thought it would be a good idea to bring cowbells and air horns. Their kids yelled at them later, i saw. It was 90 degrees, and my wrist was bleeding the whole time. All in/and all, not the best place to sleep...BUT i DID IT! After, of course, making sure i was safe in a place where people from my school could be. No one there wanted to kill me/all my friends slept till noon so missed the whole ordeal.
i know better than to show but the upmost defence around my friends! They think that every time i let my guard down (isn't that what friendship is?) they have the right to attack me...and i do make funny noises when poked. So why is it so important to sleep whenever you can? Because, you never know how long you could be stuck with your friends.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Ninja skills #29,36,37,109
#29-Don't get hurt. If you do get hurt: make sure you didn't hurt yourself, and make sure it looks bad. *sigh* i do pretty good with this one...except the past week or so. To make a long story short (not really, i just dont want to tell you) i endend up with a huge, quarter sized scab on my left arm. Not a normal scab thought! A pus scab! that means that 1) it didnt help it not hurt at all 2) it turned yellow, then green. i take no pride in the fact that it looked like turtle skin so much i had to make it deeper so it would bleed, and no longer be a pus scab. Then, i found something parents are right about! Soda cans can cut- and possibly kill- you. While tearing apart a Diet Orange Plunge, my right thumb was attacked! It hurts like hell, but looks like a fail paper cut. But it is really deep...and i had to do a Scantron exam the next day. Read on to see how this will further complicate things!
#36- Keep rope, find/check trees every month, dont let cretens break your weapons.
i failed at all of #36. My parents wont let me have rope that can hold me (i think they think i will hang myself?). i have a chain, but thats a lot harder to walk on. What? you ask, why would you need- oh, ninja training. Thats right! i can walk the chain, so why do i need rope? Read on! Ok, i do have a few trees, or i did a few months ago (heavy flooding months). Havent been back, and they won't work anyways. Unless my new "Aprentice" is a TOTAL klutz...MOVING ON! Yes, my one good training blade ( t'was so sweet) was destroyed by a certen. His life goal is to join the Cripts. Klutz-kun will have to live.
#37- Don't get duped into training people to be ninjas.
i have failed. Thats why i need the rope and noob trees. i traded ninja training for fencing lessons... with Michael Menendez (If you dont know me, you dont know him. Dont Google him), Klutz-kun. *Friends all gasp*.
#109-Origami
Really, thats a ninja skill! i have to make a chain of 100 paper cranes for my friend's (Vicktoria/Torychan) little sister. She hates me, and when i spend a few nights over at her house, she is going to try to kill me. i am also going to be over there for her BIRTHDAY PARTY. That means that thousands of little kids will be brainwashed into attacking me. Now, this i can handle...Normally. But Torychan wont let me kill any of them. Lets just hope 3 hours of paper folding with my mauled thumb will get on her good side.
#36- Keep rope, find/check trees every month, dont let cretens break your weapons.
i failed at all of #36. My parents wont let me have rope that can hold me (i think they think i will hang myself?). i have a chain, but thats a lot harder to walk on. What? you ask, why would you need- oh, ninja training. Thats right! i can walk the chain, so why do i need rope? Read on! Ok, i do have a few trees, or i did a few months ago (heavy flooding months). Havent been back, and they won't work anyways. Unless my new "Aprentice" is a TOTAL klutz...MOVING ON! Yes, my one good training blade ( t'was so sweet) was destroyed by a certen. His life goal is to join the Cripts. Klutz-kun will have to live.
#37- Don't get duped into training people to be ninjas.
i have failed. Thats why i need the rope and noob trees. i traded ninja training for fencing lessons... with Michael Menendez (If you dont know me, you dont know him. Dont Google him), Klutz-kun. *Friends all gasp*.
#109-Origami
Really, thats a ninja skill! i have to make a chain of 100 paper cranes for my friend's (Vicktoria/Torychan) little sister. She hates me, and when i spend a few nights over at her house, she is going to try to kill me. i am also going to be over there for her BIRTHDAY PARTY. That means that thousands of little kids will be brainwashed into attacking me. Now, this i can handle...Normally. But Torychan wont let me kill any of them. Lets just hope 3 hours of paper folding with my mauled thumb will get on her good side.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
"empowerment"
Yes, the concept of the 90's is back...in blog form! I can now express my feelings and opinions whenever i want ( 4:00-8:30), and have a written log of the time i spend annoying my friends!....>.< ok, i really just made it because, well, kaychan (kayla) has one...and *cough* i wanted to see if its really THAT hard. Warning to all my friends (or random people i talk to everyday) : i WILL use you, there is a good chance you will be imbarrassed, and i am not sorry.
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